Random Updates: New Story and Funny Video

In between client projects and my personal writing projects, I’ve been working on the site. I updated my posts, got rid of some excess categories, tagged everything, and did some SEO so that it can start ranking in the search engines. Although it has been awhile since I’ve had to think about this stuff, it’s been easy getting back into the groove of things. Plus I’ve been surfing the internet reading about social media, SEO/SEM, and other ways to market a website.

You may have noticed that the title and description of the site has changed. Part of that has to do with the keyword research I did this weekend. Mainly, though, it is a refinement of my goals for this website. First and foremost this site exists as a repository for my erotic fiction stories. Ultimately, I would like to build a readership and sell books (and other things) so I can quit freelance writing and make money doing something I really enjoy. The fact that I also post about life, writing, and other random shit is only a secondary function of my blog.

Ask Google: What is the Point?

I seemed to have moved beyond manic depression into just straight depression. I can’t decide if it’s a step up or a step down. The problem with depression is that it’s like a hydra. Whenever I cut off one head, another springs up in it’s place.

These are the times when I like to play a game of Magic Eight Ball with Google. I’ll type in a vague question and see what comes up. Sometimes I get things that fit the question. Sometimes I get things that are way off base but offer a bit of entertainment value. At the very least, combing through the search result keeps my mind busy and allows me to forget, if for an hour or two, how depressed I am.

So today I typed in “What’s the Point?” and got these results:

You Are Unwise to Lower Your Pants

I posted about this almost a year ago. Someone went through the Star Wars script and substituted the words pants in select places to come up with some hilarious one liners. Since then the list has grown to 278 lines and the top ten has changed a little bit.

The Father of One of My Kids

I can’t remember where I heard this joke so I can’t pass along the proper credit. But it really is funny as hell.

I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at him and saying hello.

He’s rather taken aback, because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know me?”

To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all of my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???”

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”